ESL 英语角 英语听说
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Zack: Hey, Penny, how's it going?Penny: Hey, Zack, what are you doing here?
Zack: My dad's company prints the menus for this place. I'm just dropping off some new ones laminated. Makes 'em easier to clean if people throw up on 'em. Guess how I got the idea?
Penny: Yeah, I got it, I got it. Uh, Zack, these are my friends Bernadette and Amy.
Bernadette: Hi.
Zack:Hey.
Amy: Hoo.
Zack: Okay, well, it was good to see you.
Penny: Yeah, you, too.
Bernadette: He's really cute. How do you know him?
Penny: Oh, we went out a couple of times.
Amy: I'm often flummoxed by current slang. Does "went out" mean "had intercourse"?
Bernadette: Yes.
Penny: No, no. But in this case, yes.
Amy: Interesting. And was it not satisfactory?
Penny: No, it was great. He just didn't really challenge me on an intellectual level.
Bernadette: Couldn't you just fool around with him and then listen to NPR?
Penny: Wouldn't help. Zack can't even spell NPR.
Bernadette: It's what I do with Howard. I'm much smarter than he is. But it's important to protect his manhood.
(Amy saw the buttocks of Zack when he bent over)
Amy: Hoo.
Bernadette: What's the matter?
Amy: I'm suddenly feeling flushed. My heart rate is elevated, my palms are clammy, my mouth is dry. In addition, I keep involuntarily saying "hoo."
Penny: Oh, we know what's causing that, don't we?
Amy: It's no mystery. I obviously have the flu coupled with sudden-onset Tourette's syndrome.
中文翻译
扎克：你好啊，佩妮，最近过得如何？佩妮：你好啊，扎克！你来这做什么呢？
扎克：我爸的公司为这家店印制菜单，我来送些过塑了的新版本，这样吐在上面以后容易打扫一点。猜猜我怎么想到的点子！
佩妮：好了好了，我懂的。扎克，这是我的朋友们，伯纳黛特和艾米。
伯纳黛特：你好啊！
扎克：你好！
艾米：呼~
扎克：很高兴再见到你。
佩妮：我也是。
伯纳黛特：他好帅啊，你俩怎么认识的？
佩妮：我们约会过几次。
艾米：我总被时下的表达方式所迷惑，约会过是不是总代表着交媾过？
伯纳黛特：是的。
佩妮：不是，不是的。但这次，是的。
艾米：有意思，是不是过程不太满意啊？
佩妮：不，其实还不错，只是他没有在智商层面上给我压力。
伯纳黛特：你不能将就一下他，然后一起去听听NPR吗？
佩妮：没用的 扎克连NPR的全称都拼不出来。
伯纳黛特：我跟霍华德相处就是这么做的，我比他要聪明，但保护他的男子气概是很重要的。
（扎克弯下腰，艾米看着他的臀部）
艾米：呼~
伯纳黛特：你怎么了？
艾米：我只是突感气血涌动，我的心率加速，掌心冒汗，口干舌燥。还有，我只是不由自主地想说"呼~"
佩妮：我想我们明白发生了什么，是吧？
艾米：毫无疑问，我明显是患有感冒，及其突发性妥瑞综合症。（妥瑞症:运动协调性疾患）